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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 60
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
Guys who can cook
Having weird inside jokes with your friends
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
It seemed like such a good idea last night...
Putting something broken back together so the next person breaks it
Don't chase them, replace them!
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
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