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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 63
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
If Sh3 TyP3S l!K3 D!s, She To Young For You Bro .
You are the constant tingle to my heart<3
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Blaming it on PMS
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
I Can. But I won't.
Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
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