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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 66
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
No brain no pain.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
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