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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 68
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
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