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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 69
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)
Lucky for you mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
As long as we've got time, then this ain't goodbye.! <333
S.C.H.O.O.L. Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives!! :)
Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything.Your job is to pump blood that's it. ♥
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it...oh no! You mised it!! :P
In our last call you said: "I'll talk to you later" and you never did
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
OH MAI GAH! I GOT MY PEW PEW GUNS OUT OF AMMO!!!
My Best Friend is a Scorpio! ^_^
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