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Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
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