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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 70
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
Waling alone in search of lyf.........
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumba*s When You're Wearing Em
do it than talk^
When life gives you lemons, fine someone who's life gave them Vodka and Have a party <3
Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying .
I still love you.. Why can't you understand this.? Maybe you don't love me anymore,but why can't you say that to me.? :((
I love my boyfriend.
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