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Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
A man in the kitchen is sexyA man in the kitchen is sexy
No calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like madNo calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like mad
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wineHanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked ""I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
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