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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Dont worry, drink happy :)
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
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