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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 86
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
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