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6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Meowing at cats until they meow back
A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
Mjau, I'm a kitty :3
I`m not perfect, i make mistakes, but when i say sorry .. i mean it ! :)
Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.
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