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I love it when bus drivers wave to each otherI love it when bus drivers wave to each other
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
“You’re here to learn.” “No, i’m here because it’s the law.”“You’re here to learn.” “No, i’m here because it’s the law.”
I accidentally typed ;) instead of :) and now it’s awkward.I accidentally typed ;) instead of :) and now it’s awkward.
Inbox (1) makes me nervous.Inbox (1) makes me nervous.
A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
“Will there be boys there?” “No mom, it’s a nun party.”“Will there be boys there?” “No mom, it’s a nun party.”
I give up on you. Not because l don't care. lt's because you don't.I give up on you. Not because l don't care. lt's because you don't.
Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
My heart misses you!!My heart misses you!!
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