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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 99
A good morning text does not only mean "Good morning". It has a silent, loving message that says..."I think of you when I wake up."
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
Turn your computer upside down and read this. ♥HCnW OS n 3AO7 I. LIKE if you tried :)
LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
You copied ME, yet you got a higher grade. WHAT THE HELL?!
``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.``
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
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