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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 112
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
"Shut up, you love it"
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
Putting something broken back together so the next person breaks it
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