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So I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rashSo I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rash
Guys are like bras. They hook up behind your back.Guys are like bras. They hook up behind your back.
`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"
Everyday is a gift, that's why it's called "the present"...Everyday is a gift, that's why it's called "the present"...
I live for nights I can't remember with the people I'll never forgetI live for nights I can't remember with the people I'll never forget
Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if im not... read this message again.Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if im not... read this message again.
Broz before hoes.Broz before hoes.
no pain no gainno pain no gain
Meowing at the back door because you can't get in.Meowing at the back door because you can't get in.
Boys who give you their jacket when they think your cold :)Boys who give you their jacket when they think your cold :)
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