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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 40
--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))
Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my nemo <3
Take me drunk, I'm home!
Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!
im so sexy
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
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