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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 42
You Can't Change The Past, But You Can Learn From It ;)
Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
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