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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 46
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
Dont worry, drink happy :)
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...
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