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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 49
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
Waling alone in search of lyf.........
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumba*s When You're Wearing Em
do it than talk^
When life gives you lemons, fine someone who's life gave them Vodka and Have a party <3
When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3
Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...
that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner
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