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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 7
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
I don't have an attitude problem, I have a personality you can't handle.
Sometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mind
Using complicated words when arguing against dumb people.
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
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