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When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
Nasi pad*ng kok ada gorengan tempenya, udah macam warteg aja.. hadeuuh.. aya2 we..Nasi pad*ng kok ada gorengan tempenya, udah macam warteg aja.. hadeuuh.. aya2 we..
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicappedMen are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself""I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loudTexting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows" User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
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