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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 73
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
If Sh3 TyP3S l!K3 D!s, She To Young For You Bro .
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
I Can. But I won't.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
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