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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 91
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
What happens on a night out, stays on a night out. Until someone tags you!
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
Those moments with a little devil and angel on your shoulder.
I love it when i look at you and your already looking at me (:
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
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