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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 92
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Guys who still open doors for girls
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
Nights I can't remember with friends I'll never forget
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
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