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You're in a relationship, stop flirting with everyone!
Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
There's a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day.
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
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