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Best Facebook status updates - February - Page 101
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE sleeping but never want to go to bed early.
Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
When you finally let go of the past, something better comes along.
I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older, it sucks.
Dear MATH please grow up and solve your own problems.....I'm tired of always helping you.
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
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