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Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see againGetting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see again
Being a free psychologist to your friendsBeing a free psychologist to your friends
Answering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastardAnswering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastard
Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standardsLove is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates HellB I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad.""Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicornDropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
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