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Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours.you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours.
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked ""I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
How can I "let go" of the past, when it has such a bloody firm grip?How can I "let go" of the past, when it has such a bloody firm grip?
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on itI manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to sayThe awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the boxWho ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)
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