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Lucky for you mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
The Soul's Shadow There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ ~Philosopher's Words~
Calling someone ugly won't make you pretty. Calling someone fake won't make you real. Calling someone dumb won't make you smart.
Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
I love you Atanas forever & always<3
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
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