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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
‎"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"‎"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicappedMen are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
I miss u.... I need u ... More & More....each daY I luv u More than world ... can ever say ?! <3I miss u.... I need u ... More & More....each daY I luv u More than world ... can ever say ?! <3
If You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xDIf You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xD
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:
People said i like every status they have, well NO MORE i wont like a thing now!!!!!!!!!! :PPeople said i like every status they have, well NO MORE i wont like a thing now!!!!!!!!!! :P
You are not mine anymore.You are not mine anymore.
When I needed you most when I needed a friend, you let me down now like I let you down thenWhen I needed you most when I needed a friend, you let me down now like I let you down then
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