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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 115
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
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