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And now I know that there's a link between the two, being close to craziness and being close to you.
The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...
Weridoooo ;D -yeah you ! :D
jst vjm da ti vjš da jst vjm da ti vjš da jst vjm..
I love you, but... food is food :P
Kashmiri and proud! ;)
the akward moment when my boyfriend get's cought with a cellphone on an exam and I sent him the answers
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