Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 117
Unknown Drunken Injuries
I hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays and half of friday.
You poked me... i poked you back.. War is on!
You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out.
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.
Friends like mine are hard to find. There are so many pubs and they could be in any of them.
A mirror shows the outside, but never the pain on the inside.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
When everything in your life goes wrong, there's always that one person to put a smile on your face. 
Selling your mate on ebay. As a joke.Page:
When everything in your life goes wrong, there's always that one person to put a smile on your face.