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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 116
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
"I need a drink or 12."
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
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