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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 116
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
Walking alone in search of lyf.........
that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner
That aqward moment when your friend hits on your Bf/gf and dosent know that your going out
If You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xD
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