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Letting Vodka make all your decisions
Being a free psychologist to your friends
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
The spaces between your fingers were created so that anothers could fill them in.
I won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I start
The first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or pain
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
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