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Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
When life is hard, I take a nap.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
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