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I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.
That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
I just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxxI just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxx
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster._____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
mum...why are you always on that facebook daughter...*status update* like if your mums not on facebookmum...why are you always on that facebook daughter...*status update* like if your mums not on facebook
*ping*....dinners ready*ping*....dinners ready
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