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Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
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