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The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...
I love you, but... food is food :P
Half drunk is a waste of Money
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it...oh no! You mised it!! :P
My Best Friend is a Scorpio! ^_^
lover s*cks love doesn't
Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..<3<3<3
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