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Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
If it makes you happy, do it! ;D
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