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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 127

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
No brain no pain.No brain no pain.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
BrEaKinG NeWs JustiN beIBer WaNTs to MakE a NeW alBum; I hoPe you AlL liVed a GooD Life x)BrEaKinG NeWs JustiN beIBer WaNTs to MakE a NeW alBum; I hoPe you AlL liVed a GooD Life x)
"Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. ""Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. "
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport. =D♥At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport. =D♥
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
The school lacked a little ..... I can not wait to go to school ....The school lacked a little ..... I can not wait to go to school ....
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