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"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu." "Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?""You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two faced, its called growing up.Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two faced, its called growing up.
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
"No friends in common" "So that's a 'no' to Mujhammad"."No friends in common" "So that's a 'no' to Mujhammad".
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :DOMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your textsI can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.
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