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Best Facebook status updates - February - Page 130
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Your decision is to ruin even and our last chance. Nothing more I can do
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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