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Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
When life is hard, I take a nap.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
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