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Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
"Shut up, you love it""Shut up, you love it"
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hotAwkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
It seemed like such a good idea last night...It seemed like such a good idea last night...
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drinkSome friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the timeMaking up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinkingIll drink what the man on the floor is drinking
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