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Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!
If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
Walking alone in search of lyf.........
Never wanted it to be so cold... You just didn't drink enough to say you love me...
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
I'm waiting for someone who makes me feel good enough.
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
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