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Those nights you wished never ended ♥ :)Those nights you wished never ended ♥ :)
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
Waling alone in search of lyf.........Waling alone in search of lyf.........
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
Angel by day..Devil by night :PAngel by day..Devil by night :P
Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..<3<3<3Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..<3<3<3
hey dude . your so coolhey dude . your so cool
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleepThose moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
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