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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it
I love people who text back instantlyI love people who text back instantly
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
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