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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 32
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
If you did not see it with your own eyes... or hear it with your own ears.... DONT invent it with your SMALL MIND and share it with your BIG MOUTH...! On the contrary ..Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you...!!?? DUH..! :D
Possibility of dream come true makes life worth living.....
It doesn't matter where you go in life, what you do or how much you have, it's who you have beside you...
When life gives you lemons, fine someone who's life gave them Vodka and Have a party <3
I miss you,you dumb a*s!
men, they got you on your knees, but you've got them by the balls
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