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Best Facebook status updates - February - Page 32
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying .
That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
People said i like every status they have, well NO MORE i wont like a thing now!!!!!!!!!! :P
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