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akward moment when somebody says wa*sup my nigga to michael jackson..:)
Do not tell God how big problem do you have. Tell your problem how big God do you have. <3
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Barney Stinson.
Nobody is perfect but I am NOBODY
-Dude, she just called you Bellatrix Lestange!- -Oh , hell no! Hold my...JK...Avada Kedavra!-
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
My bf's blue eyes. <3
Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END) >>Everything has an "END"<< except Fam(ILY) --> It Has "I LOVE YOU" ♥ ♥ >>So which one would you choose ??<<Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END) >>Everything has an "END"<< except Fam(ILY) --> It Has "I LOVE YOU" ♥ ♥ >>So which one would you choose ??<<
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
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