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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 45
"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
Partying Hard. With tea, the internet and my cat.
“Will there be boys there?” “No mom, it’s a nun party.”
I won`t live for ever, So it`s now or never.
Sorry Means Nothing If Your Gonna Keep Doing It
Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja
Sometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mind. :D
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