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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 42

When life is hard, I take a nap.When life is hard, I take a nap.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovelLIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Licking your food so you dont have to share.Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbishGiving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastardMarrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
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