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When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older''Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loudTexting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
Facebook Stalking... Admit it, you do it.Facebook Stalking... Admit it, you do it.
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn MonroeA wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...
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